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1, Ye Sun three to go fishing, my grandfather took the fishing rod in a daze, after the grandchildren to see my father said: Look, your father in that trance, with the silly B-like. Father gave his son a slap in the face angry shouted: Your father did it silly B!
2, a place of drought in May, a farmer when charlatans then ask for a rain, a moment charlatans a folded piece of paper handed farmer, and language: Because the secret is not leaking, just wait until the rain that day to open to see. Soon the rain, the farmer then included the note opened it and saw that says - Rain Today, the farmer sighed, really tmd quasi
3, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his bag and dig to see time Then the words,
4, stool with urine is a good brother. One day stool killed by a car crossing the street, urinating said: Niu said: ! ! ! He unscrewed the bottle of poison in one gulp. The results, poison bottle reads: Congratulations on your award in the 100 million ~!
7, to remind you caution the network language. I know a little child, always said, Experts suggest that, compared to the traditional view, or
8, leading his son a liar. This led to buy a lie detector robot. The Japanese children out late. Father: Where were you? Children: the library. Robot slap slap the past. Children: to the students home to see yellow slices. Father: bolder big, big boy I have never seen. Robot then a slap to his father. Father mother angrily said: deserve, so harsh on his son. How to say he is your own to! WHACK! Robot mother gave a big slap in the face.
9, recent work tired, a lot of pressure. So QQ, an old friend asked: Re: !
10, the company after work, a few computers together Landlords, drinking fountains have to play. He lost each time, but still insist on a daily basis to participate. Sofa did not understand, ask the chair: drinking every day, lose, why fought so vigorously? Chair said, time, 360 remain, as always, and protect him, for his Trojan scan. you love someone, love to hate the point is still reluctant to leave him and let him hurt. I hide my face from the tears ... ... Dear Ben, I want you The 360!!!
12, one in a restaurant for dinner, the hall can be song. I was eating, I heard a sound coming from the host where the sweet voice: gentleman wish you great fortune!
13, one minute in the end how long? It depends on which you are squatting toilet, or other in the toilet outside.
14, has four brothers. One day they go to the park to play.. Suddenly saw something on the ground. Big Brother Miaole Miao, said: brother poked his hand stamp, said: ;
finish, 4 laments that: Doctors operate on him wearing a mask, the man said angrily: , language lessons,
the teacher cried out a sleeping students to answer questions,
the student stumbled Han could not say.
teacher reluctantly said: Will also Zhiyi Sheng ah! angry teacher, said: younger brother to get some vegetables to eat together,
little to say: ; No, go in peace! We eat `` `, do not wait, we ate it ~ ~ ~
Just then the little rabbit suddenly jumped out from the jungle side, angry and said: ````````To go back and hung up the One, the nurse shouted: unitary number! Unitary number! Unitary number! Agriculture
people do not know him, there is no promise, no one promised to see the nurse, called into II, which had waited a long time farmers and other
; did not call him, anxious, the nurse said: What number you are you? One farmer said that I it! That told you, how can you not
promised you? Farmers say when you called me, the nurse said unitary number is the first, is a unitary, one that is unitary, agricultural
people understand to go see a doctor, the doctor asked: What do you uncomfortable? Farmer A: a ache. Doctors do not understand: a
pain? Farmer said: back pain, the doctor angry: back pain to back pain, how is a pain? Farmer said: You say a nurse to
is unitary (waist), (back) is a unitary, doctors Minzui smile, gave him a bar, said: go, testing (pharynx)
stool, experience (pharynx) urine, after ten minutes, the farmers feces mouth hung back, the doctor, forced to swallow urine
go, the stool does not really swallow it up! Doctors dumbfounding to explain and gave farmers, farmers understand, take the bottle out in urine
, just swallow the urine done, and managed to squeeze half a bottle, come back, just the door, do not care is a good
hit a pregnant women, the urine is spilled, the farmers worry, this country? Pregnant women, said: Do not panic, I've got this! Go to the toilet on their own
a bottle of urine to the farmers, the farmers took to the laboratory, over a single laboratory to find the doctor, who is also a
scatterbrain, looked at a single laboratory to the farmer, said: okay, you are pregnant . After listening to farmers, who get to go home
single laboratory, and after arriving home, his wife pops in front of two palm fan, angrily: I said I was above it, you have to in the above,
see to get me pregnant, right?
20, a one-eyed man accidentally put his eye devoured false, false eye was stuck in the anus, how to get no
, and he went to the hospital. The doctor was stunned when checking out, woke up when he said one sentence: I looked at life
anus, anus did not expect to be looked at today.
21,
night, Wang finished correcting the last paper, exhausted and wrung the radio,
radio came a few words: , for his many years of countless them out of the exercises (especially this year), so that they get valuable practice
......, physically and mentally exhausted face revealed a comforting smile. dj has continued following the
:br> foaming at the mouth, overturned on the ground ......< br>
22,
our high school, some teachers of the students was very good. A group of students has long been oppressed, we discuss the good old
the whole division. That day, the teacher in the classroom lectures, sit back pain in a cheeky boy color, hand clutching his stomach moaned softly
. The teacher did not Dali, to continue preaching the half, the teacher just turned around for the blackboard to write notes, the male
students suddenly material. At this time, another boy took
a teaspoon, scoop a spoonful of something to scoop on the desk to eat, chewing also says: > Health yeah.
23,
have lived through many wars and too many veterans of the Order of the infantry. Had just returned to the city, his friends gave him a girlfriend mediated
Shao. Before he went out, his friend gave him a lot of advice: First, you get off your girlfriend was asked to open the door; Second, when your girlfriend into
Block, you should help her in her chair, and after; third, to be gentle when you speak to her at her; s Fourth, what she needs East
first to the West you have to do a good job, do not let her hands.
next day, last night when a friend called to ask how the infantry, the infantry in dismay: We go home, she said thirsty, so I ran for her to buy
drink. >
24,
day, a driver driving on the road robbery, highway who said: ! toward the woods behind
robber shouted:
25,
day, a count on a few Chinese know little devils, stroll in the streets hungry and started looking for a restaurant.
It to the door of a small noodle shop and saw the brand badge on the front of the characters says: beef noodles, big row face, potluck.
want to try it, and went inside.
busy rushing over the waiter and asked: :
Thus, all the restaurant patrons to look at the amazing little devils, whispered to talk:
When he finally shines a wild duck, the duck fell into a farmer's yard. Devils climb over the fence to pick
prey. However, all the farmer shook shotgun witness said loudly: I am willing! You with me to the village, to pay the fine to go! After a while the devils said: With the spirit of the Japanese Bushido
decision! Then you play another of my ass kicked at each other like this until one put
abandoned. Ducks can get to win. But the farmer asked his first play,
to show fairness. Sixty years ago, was thinking for the revenge killing of the villagers, but his heart more clearly, and now
can not kill devils. Then, the Chinese farmers back legs stretched out, doing all that is kick ass according to devils. Students do not want to hurt
Devils fell to the ground moaning, crying, rolling on the floor. A full ten minutes, he tried to climb up, grinding his teeth
hoarse, said: Female Male
men and women after a dozen people seated chat non-stop, only one person in order. Good point, and to seek views
Everybody see: So a child
buddy in Beijing, said:
lady blushed, still not happened.
Did not hear what you reported?
a female colleague quickly smooth things over: A dozen people about laughing, Miss
is a loss.
28,
serving the first lift on a mixed child. Child was served with a big face lift, followed by plates of children ingredients, sauces what
children's. When the meal did not look out, Miss, a drop of sauce, sprinkle in a buddy child children's trousers. That child is
intentionally funny buddy bored child, pretending to ask Miss sullenly: Then that man child, said:
29,
on the main course - burning leg of lamb, a big plate of meat and bone, a plate of salt and pepper children. Beijing buddies love this child a child population,
no kind of grabbed a leg of lamb, Kacha is the one, quack quack jack jack's eat together.
lady saw, said: Local colleagues, said: Miss
hurried over and asked: No ah. Carefully to get the leg of lamb mouth,
cautious bite.
lady said: ?
full house rose to greet, chatted a voice. Next to the young lady was very beautiful feasts paternity, the new, the experience was not a rich, quite a bit tight
Zhang.
people seated, it was greeted: Not to pursue leadership of mass, all the magnanimity inconvenience investigated. Miss, manager Ruzhui Wuli
clouds.
31,
wine had Sanxun, up a dish: : Please feel free to everyone.
soon after, the soup will do, there are things round floats, and asked:
32,
there is a taxi driver pulled up passengers at the train station, the driver see the passenger humble,
; and is a stranger, and wanted to kill him. he took him by beating about the bush at the train station.
around to 6 circle, the passenger side of the road pointing to a statue said: is exactly the same. to stand by the roadside statue of love,
and most are the same. nodded and said: .
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------< br> Please add the log of the more exciting QQ874107723, and the distance you are willing to be friends!
1, Ye Sun three to go fishing, my grandfather took the fishing rod in a daze, after the grandchildren to see my father said: Look, your father in that trance, with the silly B-like. Father gave his son a slap in the face angry shouted: Your father did it silly B!
2, a place of drought in May, a farmer when charlatans then ask for a rain, a moment charlatans a folded piece of paper handed farmer, and language: Because the secret is not leaking, just wait until the rain that day to open to see. Soon the rain, the farmer then included the note opened it and saw that says - Rain Today, the farmer sighed, really tmd quasi
3, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his bag and dig to see time Then the words,
4, stool with urine is a good brother. One day stool killed by a car crossing the street, urinating said: Niu said: ! ! ! He unscrewed the bottle of poison in one gulp. The results, poison bottle reads: Congratulations on your award in the 100 million ~!
7, to remind you caution the network language. I know a little child, always said, Experts suggest that, compared to the traditional view, or
8, leading his son a liar. This led to buy a lie detector robot. The Japanese children out late. Father: Where were you? Children: the library. Robot slap slap the past. Children: to the students home to see yellow slices. Father: bolder big, big boy I have never seen. Robot then a slap to his father. Father mother angrily said: deserve, so harsh on his son. How to say he is your own to! WHACK! Robot mother gave a big slap in the face.
9, recent work tired, a lot of pressure. So QQ, an old friend asked: Re: !
10, the company after work, a few computers together Landlords, drinking fountains have to play. He lost each time, but still insist on a daily basis to participate. Sofa did not understand, ask the chair: drinking every day, lose, why fought so vigorously? Chair said, time, 360 remain, as always, and protect him, for his Trojan scan. you love someone, love to hate the point is still reluctant to leave him and let him hurt. I hide my face from the tears ... ... Dear Ben, I want you The 360!!!
12, one in a restaurant for dinner, the hall can be song. I was eating, I heard a sound coming from the host where the sweet voice: gentleman wish you great fortune!
13, one minute in the end how long? It depends on which you are squatting toilet, or other in the toilet outside.
14, has four brothers. One day they go to the park to play.. Suddenly saw something on the ground. Big Brother Miaole Miao, said: brother poked his hand stamp, said: ;
finish, 4 laments that: Doctors operate on him wearing a mask, the man said angrily: , language lessons,
the teacher cried out a sleeping students to answer questions,
the student stumbled Han could not say.
teacher reluctantly said: Will also Zhiyi Sheng ah! angry teacher, said: younger brother to get some vegetables to eat together,
little to say: ; No, go in peace! We eat `` `, do not wait, we ate it ~ ~ ~
Just then the little rabbit suddenly jumped out from the jungle side, angry and said: ````````To go back and hung up the One, the nurse shouted: unitary number! Unitary number! Unitary number! Agriculture
people do not know him, there is no promise, no one promised to see the nurse, called into II, which had waited a long time farmers and other
; did not call him, anxious, the nurse said: What number you are you? One farmer said that I it! That told you, how can you not
promised you? Farmers say when you called me, the nurse said unitary number is the first, is a unitary, one that is unitary, agricultural
people understand to go see a doctor, the doctor asked: What do you uncomfortable? Farmer A: a ache. Doctors do not understand: a
pain? Farmer said: back pain, the doctor angry: back pain to back pain, how is a pain? Farmer said: You say a nurse to
is unitary (waist), (back) is a unitary, doctors Minzui smile, gave him a bar, said: go, testing (pharynx)
stool, experience (pharynx) urine, after ten minutes, the farmers feces mouth hung back, the doctor, forced to swallow urine
go, the stool does not really swallow it up! Doctors dumbfounding to explain and gave farmers, farmers understand, take the bottle out in urine
, just swallow the urine done, and managed to squeeze half a bottle, come back, just the door, do not care is a good
hit a pregnant women, the urine is spilled, the farmers worry, this country? Pregnant women, said: Do not panic, I've got this! Go to the toilet on their own
a bottle of urine to the farmers, the farmers took to the laboratory, over a single laboratory to find the doctor, who is also a
scatterbrain, looked at a single laboratory to the farmer, said: okay, you are pregnant . After listening to farmers, who get to go home
single laboratory, and after arriving home, his wife pops in front of two palm fan, angrily: I said I was above it, you have to in the above,
see to get me pregnant, right?
20, a one-eyed man accidentally put his eye devoured false, false eye was stuck in the anus, how to get no
, and he went to the hospital. The doctor was stunned when checking out, woke up when he said one sentence: I looked at life
anus, anus did not expect to be looked at today.
21,
night, Wang finished correcting the last paper, exhausted and wrung the radio,
radio came a few words: , for his many years of countless them out of the exercises (especially this year), so that they get valuable practice
......, physically and mentally exhausted face revealed a comforting smile. dj has continued following the
:br> foaming at the mouth, overturned on the ground ......< br>
22,
our high school, some teachers of the students was very good. A group of students has long been oppressed, we discuss the good old
the whole division. That day, the teacher in the classroom lectures, sit back pain in a cheeky boy color, hand clutching his stomach moaned softly
. The teacher did not Dali, to continue preaching the half, the teacher just turned around for the blackboard to write notes, the male
students suddenly material. At this time, another boy took
a teaspoon, scoop a spoonful of something to scoop on the desk to eat, chewing also says: > Health yeah.
23,
have lived through many wars and too many veterans of the Order of the infantry. Had just returned to the city, his friends gave him a girlfriend mediated
Shao. Before he went out, his friend gave him a lot of advice: First, you get off your girlfriend was asked to open the door; Second, when your girlfriend into
Block, you should help her in her chair, and after; third, to be gentle when you speak to her at her; s Fourth, what she needs East
first to the West you have to do a good job, do not let her hands.
next day, last night when a friend called to ask how the infantry, the infantry in dismay: We go home, she said thirsty, so I ran for her to buy
drink. >
24,
day, a driver driving on the road robbery, highway who said: ! toward the woods behind
robber shouted:
25,
day, a count on a few Chinese know little devils, stroll in the streets hungry and started looking for a restaurant.
It to the door of a small noodle shop and saw the brand badge on the front of the characters says: beef noodles, big row face, potluck.
want to try it, and went inside.
busy rushing over the waiter and asked: :
Thus, all the restaurant patrons to look at the amazing little devils, whispered to talk:
When he finally shines a wild duck, the duck fell into a farmer's yard. Devils climb over the fence to pick
prey. However, all the farmer shook shotgun witness said loudly: I am willing! You with me to the village, to pay the fine to go! After a while the devils said: With the spirit of the Japanese Bushido
decision! Then you play another of my ass kicked at each other like this until one put
abandoned. Ducks can get to win. But the farmer asked his first play,
to show fairness. Sixty years ago, was thinking for the revenge killing of the villagers, but his heart more clearly, and now
can not kill devils. Then, the Chinese farmers back legs stretched out, doing all that is kick ass according to devils. Students do not want to hurt
Devils fell to the ground moaning, crying, rolling on the floor. A full ten minutes, he tried to climb up, grinding his teeth
hoarse, said: Female Male
men and women after a dozen people seated chat non-stop, only one person in order. Good point, and to seek views
Everybody see: So a child
buddy in Beijing, said:
lady blushed, still not happened.
Did not hear what you reported?
a female colleague quickly smooth things over: A dozen people about laughing, Miss
is a loss.
28,
serving the first lift on a mixed child. Child was served with a big face lift, followed by plates of children ingredients, sauces what
children's. When the meal did not look out, Miss, a drop of sauce, sprinkle in a buddy child children's trousers. That child is
intentionally funny buddy bored child, pretending to ask Miss sullenly: Then that man child, said:
29,
on the main course - burning leg of lamb, a big plate of meat and bone, a plate of salt and pepper children. Beijing buddies love this child a child population,
no kind of grabbed a leg of lamb, Kacha is the one, quack quack jack jack's eat together.
lady saw, said: Local colleagues, said: Miss
hurried over and asked: No ah. Carefully to get the leg of lamb mouth,
cautious bite.
lady said: ?
full house rose to greet, chatted a voice. Next to the young lady was very beautiful feasts paternity, the new, the experience was not a rich, quite a bit tight
Zhang.
people seated, it was greeted: Not to pursue leadership of mass, all the magnanimity inconvenience investigated. Miss, manager Ruzhui Wuli
clouds.
31,
wine had Sanxun, up a dish: : Please feel free to everyone.
soon after, the soup will do, there are things round floats, and asked:
32,
there is a taxi driver pulled up passengers at the train station, the driver see the passenger humble,
; and is a stranger, and wanted to kill him. he took him by beating about the bush at the train station.
around to 6 circle, the passenger side of the road pointing to a statue said: is exactly the same. to stand by the roadside statue of love,
and most are the same. nodded and said: .
-------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------< br> Please add the log of the more exciting QQ874107723, and the distance you are willing to be friends!
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